Take this fight to the KFC, boys...

I came across this rather amusing story from the Associated Press and I thought I'd share. It put a smile on my face and took me back to the good ole days at the KFC in the Beach Shopping Center parking lot. Good times.

Hands up! I've got a spork!
Published 2/28/08

ANCHORAGE — (AP) The Anchorage police have arrested a man in an armed robbery. Now they are trying to determine if the weapon was a spork, a hybrid of a spoon and fork found at fast-food restaurants. The police say a man tried to grab another man’s watch on Monday night. The victim says the assailant swung a pocketknife at him, but four parallel scratches on his side make the police suspect that the wound was administered with a spork. Peter Albert, 52, was arrested near the scene and charged with robbery. The police say Mr. Albert was carrying a pocketknife and a backpack containing sporks.